Is it me or does she look like she could be a female version of Billie Joe.. She even has the pouty lips
IM SO CONFUSED IT DIDNT POST THE THING IM SO SORRY MY IPAD IS ANNOYING WHAT
ITS OKAY MAN
Put ‘wow’ in my ask box and I’ll reply with
You are my:  Acquaintance [x] Friend  Stranger  Boyfriend/Girlfriend  Love Interest  Best Friend  Enemy  Nemesis  Other
I think you’re:  Ugly  Ok  Pretty  Beautiful  Gorgeous  Sexy  Hot
[x] BEYOND WORDS
We should:  Fight  Fuck  Kiss  Make love  Text [x] Watch anime and eat loads of food
I: [x] Like You  Hate You  Love You  Think you’re …
I secretly:  Hate You [x] Love You my baeeee it is no longer a secret shussssh  Like You  Dislike You  Think You’re …
Should you reblog this?  Yes  No
Do what you like idk
Oh wow iPad, just wow.
Good job iPad
I am so sorry I don’t even know anymore but we should talk more okayokayokaayyyy? c’:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
in australia we just exchange boomerangs
I hope that’s true but I feel like it’s not
Okay don’t scroll past this cause it’s actually important.
So today I happened to be in the Visayas Avenue area and after I was done doing what I needed to be doing, the boyfriend and I decided to walk around and LO AND BEHOLD we see the Protected Areas and Wildlife Bureau. So we figured hey let’s see what they do there, maybe we can ask about internships. I expected it to be a government office with lots of trees.
Nope sucker it is not. It was a MINI FREAKING ZOO.
THE MANILA ZOO IS SHIT ON SHIT ON SHIT ON SAD BUT THIS IS WORSE SINCE THIS IS A PLACE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE PROTECTING THESE ANIMALS NOT CHARGING AN ENTRANCE FEE TO SEE SAD ENCAGED ANIMALS. ANIMALS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PROTECTED. WHAT. I CANT EVEN FORM AN ARGUMENT SINCE THE VERY FACT THAT THIS EXISTS AND THE SORRY STATE OF IT JUST WOW MY MIND IS GOING BLANK FROM RAGE AND SADNESS AND DISGUST.
there was a TIGER. WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO TIGERS IN A TINY CAGE SMALLER THAN A STUDIO CONDO IN AN SM BUILDING (for reference, hold your hand at arms length and that’s pretty much what you’re buying). Also, WHY DO WE HAVE TIGERS THERE. PLEASE EXPLAIN? We’re these ‘saved’ from someone who thought it’d be cool to have pet tigers? Why do we have them what the fuck man give them over to people who will KNOW WHAT TO DO AND WHO CAN GIVE THEM THE SPACE THEY NEED.
NOT ONLY THAT THEY HAD AN OTTER. ONE. SINGLE. UNO OTTERO. An animal known for being social and holding hands when sleeping was alone and it was CLIMBING THE BARS OF ITS CAGE SCREAMING. the were huge birds in such small cages it made me feel terrible and it should make us ALL FEEL TERRIBLE BECAUSE WE ARE DOING NOTHING ABOUT IT. What the fuck Philippine government. WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS FUN
okay icing on the cake? They were having the entrance road replaced with red bricks (think any part of Ateneo, red bricks red bricks red bricks). WOW REALLY. spend on the animals that you have ENCAGED. LET THE FUCKING FREE.
gonna start a petition to tell the government to stop this cruel and terrible practice, to fund a proper rehabilitation center AWAY FROM THE TRAFFIC AND STRESS OF METRO MANILA, to let the poor beautiful wild animals have some form of a normal life and to overall just pull their heads out of their anuses and get their act together because this is NOT ACCEPTABLE. SORRY FOR THE PROFANITY BUT WAIT NO IM NOT SORRY FUCK THIS FUCK THAT FUCKING TREAT THESE ANIMALS PROPERLY
SIGNSL BOOST PEOPLE
this is supposed to be a safe haven for animals but it doesnt even look like one
i cant believe they try TO MAKE MONEY out of these poor creatures
and i noticed most of the animals here are either really rare or cant be found here at all. and what?? they all look so miserable!!
and like, this kind of stupid shit can be found in my country?
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING
this is the best day ever
of course you are
about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but
there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg
15 hour adventure starting now
9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg
what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd
WELL WE GON FIND OUT
hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT
THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT
I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART
HOLY PISSING HELL
OMFG I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
Who needs sadness when we can have an old fart cross-eyed siamese cat named Curious <3